If you came here looking for a formal, high-brow portrait where every eyelash is perfectly rendered and your jawline looks like it was chiseled by gods, you are on the wrong page of our website. If you want that, you’ll need to commission us for a Fine Art Portrait by Clicking Here.
But… if you want a piece of art that captures your soul (or at least your “vibe”) through a series of chaotic, joyful, and sometimes hilariously questionable lines? You’re in the right place.
In this series, I’m performing a sort of “scribble surgery” on the human form. I’m intentionally deconstructing every element I spent years mastering so that I can play like a five-year-old again. It’s actually much harder than you’d think to ignore the “right” way to draw and just let the pen wander. By stripping away the technical rules, I’m looking for the raw energy and the hilarious, wiggly essence of a person rather than a literal map of their face. It’s messy, it’s loose, and it’s a total rebellion against being an “adult” artist… and that’s exactly why it feels so alive.
WHY AM I DOING THIS?
The hardest thing for a professional artist to do is forget everything they know. I’ve spent decades training my eyes and hands to understand anatomy, perspective, and the exact way light hits a cheekbone. I’m really good at it. I know how to make a nose look like a nose. But the honest truth is that this project is my personal therapy for being “too good” at my job. It’s dangerously easy to get locked into the cage of perfection, where every stroke is a calculation and the spontaneity that made me fall in love with art gets buried under the weight of “technique.”
How to Commission Your Renegade Doodle
Ready to join the rebellion against perfection? Getting your own custom piece of “scribble surgery” is easy. Just follow these steps:
- Go to the Listing: Click the shiny button below to head over to the official listing page.
- Submit Your Photo: Upload the image of yourself, your friend, or your pet. Remember: The funnier the picture, the better. Give me something weird to work with!
- Choose Your Words: Enter a specific word or short phrase you’d like me to include, or simply tell me to “Let it Flow” if you want the universe (and my pen) to decide for you.
- Check Out: Finalize your order and let the anticipation begin.
- The Reveal: Two weeks later, keep an eye for your tracking number. A rigid mailer will be arriving in your mailbox. You’ll receive your original 9×12 inch portrait on professional thick watercolor paper, hand-doodled, colored, and signed by me.
